Friday, October 26, 2012

Mike's Latest Huddle Address

Once again, God called upon the hub to address his men's group.

PS. I don't know how these things work. I was not able to follow this link to the video. Sorry.
Some people HAVE been able to. I have NO clue.

Anyway, something that might work......
          1. Go to You Tube
          2. Type in Bolingerscottage
          3. You may see that video link.

Lynne, not very techno swift

Saturday, October 13, 2012


Have you ever come across something that is old, broken, rusted or abused (kind of like me) and thought to yourself, “I can fix that?”  Or maybe you stumble upon something that has been discarded in the alley and thought to yourself, “Why would someone throw this away? It is beautiful; it just needs a little care.”  This happens to me more frequently than I would like to admit.  It has happened with numerous motorcycles, sports cars, guitars, and old guns.  Most recently, it happened with a bicycle.

Shortly before I got sick, I purchased two identical Trek racing bicycles.  Why did I buy two?  So I could keep one in Kokomo and one in Winona Lake.  Then I would not have to transport a bike back and forth each weekend.  An extravagance?  Absolutely.  But I did it anyway. 

Then I got sick.  Figuring I was as good as dead and too weak to ride them, I gave them away to two people who I knew would use them every day.  I gave one to my nephew, Micah Lemasters, who is a really good mountain and road bike racer.  He uses it daily as his trainer, saving his other killer, trick, mega-dollar road bike for races.  I gave the other to my sister Lisa, who would never think of spending that kind of money on a toy for herself.  After her first ride on the bike on her routine training route, she cut her time in half.  Needless to say, she was thrilled.

But I didn’t die on schedule.  So I was now out of bicycles.  I needed a bike.  So I went to my favorite bike shop to see what was available.  Lots of bikes, as it turned out.  And very expensive bikes.   I could not justify the expense of $1500 plotted against my remaining time on this bent planet. It just wasn’t cost-effective. What to do?  I walked away satisfied with my decision not to spend serious money on a new bike (I am so cheap.), but frustrated, because I needed a bike to ride on the Nickel Plate Trail, one of my favorite places.

A couple of weeks later, I was at the lake, when I noticed that my neighbor, Hal Harting, was puttering around in his huge pole barn, three doors from my house.  Before going further, I need to describe Hal’s barn.  It is completely filled with all sorts of oddball mechanical stuff of uncertain and ancient origin, odd purpose, and questionable future.  I did not even realize until recently that there was a sports car in the barn, because it was covered up with stuff.  I am sure that every weird-ass relic in the barn has a story that goes with it and Hal can tell it like no one else.  It is my kind of place to hang out.  You never know what you might find in there.

So I was standing there talking to Hal, when I noticed a bicycle wheel sticking out from under a sheet.

“You got a bicycle there,” I asked?

“Yep,” he replied.

“Can I look at it?”

“Sure, help yourself.”  

I pulled the sheet off to discover an ancient 10 speed bicycle.  It was covered with spider crap, dirt, and cobwebs.  The tires were flat, having literally rotted off the wheels.  The leather seat crumbled when I touched it.  There was lots of rust and the handlebar tape was falling off, but there was something about that bike that appealed to me.  Once again, a machine spoke to me.  “Don’t leave me here.  I still have lots of good rides in me and I will last longer than you will.  Take me home with you.”  I hate it when this happens because I am a pigeon for wayward, forlorn mechanical devices.

“How long you had this bike, Hal?” I asked.

“Probably forty or forty-five years, I suppose.  I remember buying it new.  I’ll bet I haven’t ridden it in thirty-five years,” he said.

“Want to sell it?” I inquired.

“No.  You can just have it.  I don’t want it and it is just taking up space.”  I silently considered his generous offer.

“I am uncomfortable with just taking it.  How about I pay you twenty-five dollars for it?”

“Done.  Take it.  It’s yours,” he replied.

So I pushed it back to my house and started to disassemble it to clean it up and see how bad a shape it was in.  In less than ten minutes I had the wheels off, the seat out and was working on dissembling the neck, when nephew Micah, stopped by.

“Got a bike?” he asked.

“Yeah, I just bought it off Hal for twenty-five dollars.”

Micah began to closely examine the bike and the various parts.  “You should be ashamed of yourself,” he said.  “You stole this bike.”

“You’re kidding?” I replied.  

“No, I’m not.  Look at the frame and the decals.  That frame is made of Columbus 531 chrome-moly tubing, hand brazed into investment cast lugs.  A new frame like this, which you could only get custom-made, would cost you $2000, without a fork and any parts.  And that is not a decal on the neck.  It is an etched little, metal plate.  That is so cool!”

“Wow, I had no idea.”

“I’ll be back in five minutes.”  Micah left.  I continued to take the bike apart and noticed that the bracket that held the front derailleur on was cracked.  Since it was forty or fifty years old, I figured that was going to be tough to fix.

Micah showed back up carrying a grocery sack.  “Here, you can have this.”  He handed me the sack, which contained a new seat, two new tires and tubes and some other mechanical parts.  “This stuff will fit your bike.  I have no use for it.  It’s yours for free.”

 “Thank you very much,”  I said.

“Here, give me the wheels and I’ll put the tubes and tires on the wheels.  I brought my air pump.”  He started working on the wheels and I showed him the broken bracket.

“Got any suggestions on replacing this bracket?”

“That is going to be tough because it is so old.  You might try E-Bay.  Any new derailleur will work, but it will look out of place on the bike.”

“You’re right.  I’ll check the net and my Kokomo bike shop.  Maybe that guy will have something.”

“Doubtful,” said Micah.  “I’ll see what I can find for you at the bike shop here, but don’t get your hopes up.  It is just so old, you know.”  Micah left and I completed the disassembly of the entire bicycle.  I wrapped the broken derailleur and the old bearings in a rag, grabbed the two wheels to be trued, and took them to the bike shop in Kokomo on Monday.

I walked into the shop and showed the broken bracket to the shop owner-mechanic and asked him to see what he could do for a replacement and to true up the wheels.  He told me to come back the next day for the wheels and he would look around for a replacement bracket or deraillieur.

The following day I came back to pick up the wheels and to inquire if he had come up with a solution for the broken bracket.

“I trued up the wheels for you.  Do you know how good those wheels are?”

“Not a clue,” I said.

“Well, those are the best components money could buy in their day.  I can’t wait to see this bike.  It’s got a Columbus frame, doesn’t it?”

“Yes, it does.  How did you know?”

“Because those wheels were state-of-the-art in their day.  Very cool. I figured that the frame would be the best.”

He stood there for a few seconds and then said, “Wait here.  I’ll be right back.  Let me look check something.”  He went into the backroom of the shop for a couple of minutes and then came back to the counter.  “When I bought this business from Charley Sullivan, he gave me a box of really old stuff.  I have never even looked in the box until today.  Here, you can have this at no charge.  I will never have a use for it.” He handed me a small cardboard box. 

I took the box, opened it, and to my absolute astonishment there was a brand new, still in the wrapping paper, front deraillieur, an unused match of the one on the bicycle  Exactly what I needed! 

 Unbelievable!  I thanked my friend repeatedly and left with my wheels and newly acquired treasure.  Little did I know but this was just the start of resurrecting that almost forgotten, forlorn bicycle.

I went back to the lake and installed all new bearings in the crank and neck.  I started the reassembly with every part cleaned, polished and oiled.  I polished the chrome and waxed the frame.  I replaced the chain and installed new brake cables, as well as shifter cables.  I put the seat back on, the kickstand, then the incredibly cool, European air pump that I carefully polished. I then stood back and looked at the completed bike.  Not bad.  Not bad at all.

I decided to take it out for its maiden ride. 

 Before I go further, for the enlightenment of those readers who do not have a love affair with bicycles, let me explain something you need to understand.  Bicycles frames were originally made of steel tubing, which made them relatively strong, but they tended to flex if you really put pressure on the pedals, like you would if you were climbing a hill.  Frame flex means loss of energy, so the racers were looking for stiffer frames.  Along came aluminum tubing, which was lighter and stiffer than steel.  Then came titanium, which was stronger and stiffer still, but ridiculously expensive.  

Now, state-of-the-art is carbon fiber.  Very strong, very stiff and extremely lightweight.  And even more expensive.  While the racers were happy, some bicyclists were dissatisfied.  What bothered them were the echoes and creaks that came from the modern frames after hitting a bump.  So what developed was a backlash by bicyclists who did not care if the frame flexed a little; what  they wanted was a comfortable bike.  They did not want to hear echoes, creaks, or feel the jarring, rock hard vibrations those racing frames produced when hitting a bump.  Thus, they went back to ordering custom-made steel frames, which do not transmit the hard bumps and vibrations which are absorbed and dampened by a steel frame.  

What is the point of this digression about frames?  It is only to delightedly report that my newly, rebuilt machine was absolutely silent, even when I hit a bump.  Maybe only a bicyclist can understand the pleasure I felt when all I heard was the sound of spinning rubber on the road.  That bicycle is totally silent.  

I love it.

The next day Micah came over and asked to take it for ride.  “Sure,” I said.  “Take it.  Tell me what you think.”  Twenty minutes later he was back with a big smile.  “I love this bike.  It is so smooth and comfortable.  I could ride it all day and not get tired.  Want to sell it?”

“No way,” I said.  “It’s a keeper.”

A few days later, I took my treasure back to Kokomo to show it to my Kokomo bike mechanic.  He looked it over minutely, stepped back and pronounced, “That bike it ultimately  cool.  I love it.  Want to sell it?”

I told him I did not want to sell it, thanked him for the work he had done on the bike, and headed for the door.

“Wait a minute.  I have something for you.” He reached under the counter and, once again, handed me a small box and a plastic bag.  In the bag was a complete set of new bearings for the crank and neck.  In the small box was, you guessed it, a brand new rear derailleur, just like the original that came with the bike.,  I just about fell over.

“Take them.  They are yours for free.  I will never use them and I am glad that a vintage bike is back on the road.  Any time you need work done on that bike, bring it in.  It will be a pleasure to work on it.”

“Thanks for everything you did and the derailleurs.  I am speechless again.”  I went back to the lake with my new, old, completely rebuilt down to every nut, bolt, screw and bearing vintage bike, safely padded in the bed of my truck.  So far it has cost me eighty-seven dollars.  It’s worth every penny, and then some.  Another successful resurrection.

Mike Out.

Wednesday, October 3, 2012

This Vicious Disease

I am sick of being sick.  I hate this disease.  It is killing me and there is not a darn thing I can do about it.  It takes a bite out of me every day.  Just a little piece, but enough to make me notice.  Every day.  No exceptions.  It is hard to deal with, let me tell you.

I run into people who know me every time I leave either of my homes.  They all ask the same question and make the same comment:  “How are you doing? and You look really good!”  This gets to be irritating, even though I know they mean well.  Try answering that about five times a day…with a smile and patience.  I usually say dismissively “I am fine, thank you.”  And go on my way.  I have learned that people do not really want to know how you are doing.  There are a few exceptions, but very few.  So it is best to move on as quickly as possible on friendly terms.

The truth is hard to deal with.  I rarely go out to eat with friends any more.  I miss my friends, but it is not worth it.  When invited, I usually say “I would be bad company today, maybe another time.”  And that ends it.  Few people call any more and that is OK, because I am bad company.  For them and me.

More than once I have been eating lunch with someone, when Death walks in the door and sits down in the empty chair next to me.  It is not anything either of us can see, but that little voice is there, saying “It won’t be long.”  It is just a frequent reminder that I am not going to beat this thing.  It is like a sniper patiently waiting to pick me off.  Death stalks me just out of range, planning the surgical shot, waiting for weakness to show, finger taking up the slack on the trigger.

I will be riding my motorcycle, working in the shop, swimming laps or sailing and that little voice worms into my concentration hissing that my death will not be pretty.  A bedridden slide into eternity, hopefully overseen by a few family and friends.  Relatively quick, I hope.  Maybe three days says my oncologist, if I am lucky.  Until then, I try to stay vertical another day.

I am tired of the pain, which grows steadily worse.  But what can I do about it?  There are choices.  I could take more of the morphine-based painkiller.  But it does not kill the pain.  It just dulls it.  The drug can make it bearable and even almost imperceptible, if I am occupied doing something else.  

 Strangely, if I can’t sleep at night, I usually go upstairs at about 2 am and play music on my guitars, because the pain goes away when I am playing.  Figure that.  However, if I take more painkiller, I am groggy and tired.  I do not like that, because it takes away from my activities.  Don’t take the pills and I hurt, which makes me cranky and difficult with people.  Another reason to be alone most of the time. 

 Recently, I was swimming when I got really zinged.  I had just rolled a turn when a knife-like, shrieking pain zipped up from the right side of my abdomen, stopping just under my lower right rib.  It was enough to double me up.  It happened again yesterday while I was riding my Ducati to Russiaville.  It definitely got my attention.  If that is what I am going to have to deal with as the end approaches, I am in trouble.  Big trouble.

Sleeping is a problem.  Pain keeps me awake, even while the drugs significantly reduce the pain to a dull ache.  Sleeping is challenging because of the chemotherapy.  My chemotherapy is in two parts, or it used to be.  I used to go to the oncology center and get pumped full of poison, which supposedly kills the cancer.  At the same time I take a powerful drug called Xeloda, which kills fast dividing cells without discriminating what kind of cells it is killing.  Xeloda kills platelets which are made in your bone marrow.  If too many platelets are killed, you run a danger of bleeding to death from a minor cut, so I am told.  Like shaving or brushing your teeth.  I am not kidding.  No platelets and your blood will not coagulate.  So when your platelet count gets too low, as mine has been nearly all summer, in addition to being dog-tired all the time, the infusions are terminated and I just take the Xeloda.  This has the effect of theoretically letting the cancer grow.  Damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Apart from the constant foul taste in your mouth from the Xeloda, I have tremendous sweating at night.  It has gotten to the point that I sleep on a large beach towel.  If I do not, I will be awakened at 2 am because I am literally laying in a pool of odorless sweat that has turned the sheets into wet rags.  

 Lately, I have another towel on top so my covering sheet does not get soaked.  Not a big deal you say?  Tonight, take a cold shower and then get into bed without drying off and then pour another quart of water on yourself for good measure.  Then try to sleep.  No fun at all.

The symptom that bothers me the most is the numbing fatigue.  I cannot describe it except to say that it is deadening.  It is like I have sprinted a race and am resting, trying to recover.  Except I never recover.  Take a nap, you say.  Been there, done that.  The nap has no effect.  I wake up just as exhausted as before the nap.  Oftentimes worse, because it takes me a little while to recover from the drugs, which seem to anesthetize me, when I sleep.  The really weird thing is that I can swim a mile a day, as I have this week with no apparent effect at all.  Yet, if I walk up two flights of stairs, like I did today in the courthouse, I have to rest.  Go figure that.

I try very hard to stay occupied.  If I do that, the pain does not seem to be as bad.  If I get tired, recognizing that a nap is useless, I try to do something else to keep my tiny mind occupied and off the disease.  This works most of the time.  Thus, the active part of my day is extended.  For example, if I am working in my woodshop and become tired, that is a good time to go for a ride on the Ducati.  I can assure you that that silly motorbike, being so stupid fast, takes my mind off the fatigue and pain.  (I hit 110 mph on my way to Burlington yesterday.)  But switching activities does not always work.

One of the things that you rarely hear anyone who is seriously sick talk about is how to deal with people with whom you are close.  I have to deal with my mother, who suffers from the early stages of dementia.  Mostly, if you do not know her, you would not think that she is ill, just a little odd.  When she flips the switch to recognize that I am Mike, not Matt, or her brother, Homer, she invariably asks “How are you feeling?”  How should I answer that very reasonable, well intentioned question?  Tell her the truth and upset her in her last days.  I think not.  Give the usual “I’m fine”?  That doesn’t work, either.  It just leads to more probing, well-intentioned questions.

Recently at a family gathering, a certain relative that I really like asked me no less than six different times in ten minutes how I was “really” feeling.  After five “I’m fines”, I let loose.  I told the person that I hurt all the time, that I was often nauseated from the drugs, that I could rarely sleep, and that I figured I might have a few more months at most. I told this person that a liver stent was keeping my bile duct open, but just barely, and when it finally packs up, I will die a painful, ugly death. The person looked at me in horror, turned and walked away.  I left out that I had not turned yellow and was not spitting up blood, yet.  Needless to say I fielded no more questions from this person, who appeared to be visibly shaken with my graphic, but accurate, reply.  What was the expectation?  I do not know.

Recently, my wife and I attended a wedding, followed by a reception for the couple.  When I got up from the shared table, my wife was bombarded with questions from people who all wanted to know “how is Mike, really?”  She had not experienced this before and it shook her.  “What am I to say?” she asked.  “I don’t know.  Tell them the truth, I guess.”  What a hassle.

Consider this.  My lovely wife has worn down four crowns and has had to replace them in the last year.  Why?  Because worrying about my illness causes her to grind her teeth at night.  What can I do about this?  Nothing.  I am harming the most precious person on the earth to me.  That stinks.

Even my dog, the Iverson, knows I am sick.  Oftentimes, when she thinks I am asleep, she jumps up on the bed and puts her nose next to my mouth and sniffs.  I think she smells the chemicals.  I am sure she knows I am short on time.  She worries about me and probably wonders if anyone is going to take her to the Dairy Queen after I am gone.

There are only three things that keep me going.  First, I regard dying as letting my wife down.  I have the attitude that I have to keep going, until I bore into the ground.  Second, there are a lot of people who tell me I am an inspiration to them, particularly those with the disease.  How can I let them down?  I do not feel like much of an inspiration.  I just put one foot in front of the other for another day.  Finally, there are my wonderful friends, who are always encouraging and genuinely interested and concerned about my health.  How can I disappoint them?  I can’t.

I am not looking for sympathy or pity.  Save it for someone else.  I am just trying as best I can to live a normal life.  It is not easy.  My faith as a believer helps a lot.  I like what C. S. Lewis said about departing this “bent” planet.  “There are far, far better things ahead, than any we leave behind.”  Except for leaving my beloved Lynne, I think he is right.

Mike out.