Ok, remember that I am not native to Kokomo, although I have lived here for 36 years.
The hub informs me that a Louie's Bake is NOT a hamburger. It is a baked hot dog. If I'm going to chronicle our lives, I must strive for accuracy.
In fact, in the spirit of excellence, I will join the boys on Monday and partake. I will not even ask them to hold the onions...I will just resolve myself to exhaling upward for, oh, about 24 hours.